
patron saint of the doghouse/dog walk
by: kaitlin neal
published: 04/26/2026
Glint and glow.
Vague starlight pulled
down to chainlink
diving out
of slobbering jaws.
Beware
St. Dymphna’s head
is piked at my front gate.
There is still horizon.
Behind her
holy bloat
and tongue post sign—
directions to the moon.
But tomorrow
the dog will grow sick
from lunar cheese
we sliced and shared Tuesday night
with apple vinegar and Effexor.
The doctors will have to sedate him.
Crush dandelion anaesthetic
to ease the pit knot nausea.
They will read me an obituary
before sending the shocks,
knowing a dog will no longer be
a dog.
Be this dog.
Blunt the incisors so he doesn’t
saw his dorsal arm off.
For now he eats fireflies
in my backyard.
Getting fat on the night.
Crushing the lilies.
Nocturne loam as I take 1000mg of Tylenol
for the hypnic headache,
stretch marks in the making
that will wine themselves
before the dog walk.